But it’s so pretty…

My creepy little artist

My 4.5 year old got a little scratch on her leg this morning.

My creepy little artist

My creepy little artist

My creepy little artist

(*Cue music from Psycho here*)

My creepy little artist

My creepy little artist

So I probably won’t be sleeping much tonight…


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About Jenn Rian

Jenn Rian is a mom, blogger, actress, yoga instructor, and cosplayer. She blogs about as often as she showers, which isn't very often. Author of jennrian.com and funanddysfunction.com (coolestfamilyontheblock.com)

Posted on May 13, 2014, in Humor, Kinda Sketchy, True Stories and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Bwahahaha!
    My kid talks about nuking people, so you have a little creepy artist and I have a budding dictator hell bent on world domination!


  2. tamaralikecamera

    haha! My Scarlet loves the color of blood too.
    I do too, actually. I don’t love blood but I love deep reds.


  3. When my daughter was 5 her baby brother split his head open. As I doctored him, she asked, “Should I clean up the blood?” Which she did. Maybe it’s just not gross at that age?


  4. I could so see one of my kids doing this! Why are kids so weird?


  5. Modern art? LOL — Kids are definitely weird sometimes!


  6. I love kids’ non sequiturs. So creepy/funny!


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